Friday, January 13, 2012

Occupy 5!

Day 5... still on the struggle, NLC refused N90/litre on the masses' behalf yesterday... God bless 'em!

Today I gathered a few status updates from Facebook relating to the Fuel Subsidy Removal Issue, some hilarious, others cold hard truth; enjoy:


Honesty is the best policy, not fuel subsidy - Pastor Tunde Bakare

No retreat, no rethink, no surrender - Pastor Tunde Bakare

Don't trust a man wiv no shoes but has a Phd in Zoology, coz he's just an animal in human skin - Psalmuel Isichei

In a Mathematics Class, the Teacher Wrote on the Chalk Board ¡f, 65 + X = 141. F¡nd X ??? EBUKKA: Oga Sir, "X nah subsidy"! - Codedcandy Boluwatife

Jolantern's meeting with organised labour has ended in a deadlock.......we still dey occupy 2mao be that....this egbere boy get strong head o - Adeolu Subsideen

Hello, My name is Frank Edoho :),from who wants to be a Fuellionaire. Your Friend collins is on the hot seat, he needs your help to win One Loaded Tanker of Fuel. The next voice you hear is your friend's. ( Your time starts now ). Paddy how far: Abeg wetin be the yoruba Name for SUBSIDY?
- Rugged Cash

That awkward moment when my IQ is 134 and GEJ is my president
- Tunde Moxie Akinsola

For a country which total per capita income is barely a tenth of wat d US make, I find it amazing tht at all tiers of goverment our rulers earn roughly 5 times more than their US counterparts. Subsidy shld hve started with their fat salaries. - Wale Owolabi

FUEL MADNESS, SUBSIDY per Year 1.3 Trillion, STRIKE per Day 320 Billion Loss, 5Days Strike= 1.6Trillion: More Than D Subsidy Itself: If The Govt Can Afford This Loss, Then it Can Afford Subsidy, SUBSIDY IS A FRAUD.
- Toluth Apalowo

So a man who orders the death of unarmed young Nigerians wants the same young Nigerians to trust him with their collective destinies... Jonathan has lost his legitimacy. Shame on you, we are not cowered
#OccupyNigeria - Jide Taiwo

TGIF: Tell Goodluck It is Fivedays #occupyNigeria - Tunde Fancy

While I search for more updates, the picture below states the only condition that can make us accept N145/litre (N200/litre in some places)... lmao!

4 comments:

  1. Hilarious! There's a unique thing about all those statuses

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  2. Yeah the unique thing in all the statuses in truth

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  3. EXCELLENTO DU PREMO COMMENT
    BREADLUCK JONATHAN IS AN ( cornuto)
    One who has horns (mostly because they've betrayed). Tip: don't use this one lightly, it's a major insult in Italy.

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