Thursday, December 22, 2011

BARSAAT

Can't sleep... guess I slept for too long during the day... So, I'm going through my music library for the perfect lullaby for tonight... good news is I found it; bad news (for most of you) is that it's in Hindi... lol. But I'll share anyways, I love this song!

www.downloadming.com - 01 Barsaat Ke Din Aaye www.downloadming.com .mp3
Found at bee mp3 search engine

And here's the picture of the actors in the movie:



Btw, 'Barsaat' means 'Rain'... Have a pleasant night, y'all... x

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

¡Feliz Navidad


And here is my favourite xmas song for the year, can't get it outta my head!

Jessica Simpson - the little drummer boy .mp3
Found at bee mp3 search engine

I love y'all! No, seriously, I do!

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Hola Hola Hola!!!

Been a minute I did this… been buried in so much paperwork! Phew! Ok y’all need to hold up, what I meant by paperwork was… school stuff… exams, tests, assignments etc. and the only reason why I can rest and blog now is cos ASUU has done it again! *applauds* On the real there’s nothing to applaud #straightface!

So this blog is about… nada! I’m just checking on y’all… blowing kisses to those that have been visiting the spot all the while I disappeared, and all that actually read ‘em blogs (cos I know some of y’all just come on and get off…). And to all my followers, I love y’all… thank you for following… you’re just all lil darlings! And I won’t forget my critics, the ones that say I write irrelevant stuff even though they’ve never gotten on here (yeah Femi, I’m talking to you!) Lol…

So who else likes the new MTN BB advert? I do! Then Monica won the just-concluded MTN Project Fame… some people think that wasn’t fair judgment. Well, whatever mehn! These things happen! Ok, so I gotta go… got an assignment I gotta finish up before tomorrow night… Merry Xmas in advance to you all; don’t forget to hook your girl up with whatever gig that’s coming up, my social life totally needs to wear a push-up/wonder bra! *winks* Kiss kiss, and good night! xoxo

Sunday, December 4, 2011

The whole world is a scam

– Busola Olude
If I can’t read, I can believe

– Adeolu Salawu
Coffee is the thing you have before you pay the check to go have sex

– Blair Waldorf
People do irrational things during sex, they bark for God and scream for their mothers!

– Blair Waldorf
It is true that pleasure does dull all other senses

– Chuck Bass

OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS... or not!

Angelica Jacobs gets more than she bargained for when a handsome contractor falls through the roof of her Bed & Breakfast. Can anyone say foursome?

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Workplace Hazards and Means of Risk Reduction in Bakeries… That’s my project topic. Been on it since March. Under normal circumstances, I shoulda been done with it by now, but having to research and also do school work, assignments, exams and being transferred from one Supervisor to the other, all at the same time doesn’t exactly allow for full concentration. My social life is at a total 0 as it is right now!

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Evidently feeling left out, Ben sidled over to mold against her back, fitting his cock between her upper thighs so he could rub against her pussy. She hummed as she kissed Corey, loving the feel of two hands cradling her face while two more reached around her to palm her breasts.


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Don’t worry, this is not two blogs being commingled, or maybe it is! *shrugs*. As I was saying, I couldn’t fully concentrate on one task, so going to the field for thorough research was outta the question. Therefore, I thought I’mma be best friends with my first love, Google. (Or was Wiki my first?) If only I knew what I was getting myself into!

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Alcohol had dulled her wits. And obviously her judgment. Nothing between them would ever be the same after tonight, and she hadn’t decided if that was a good or a bad thing. By fucking her guys, she might be destroying her Dream Team. At that moment, she wanted them both so desperately, she wasn’t sure she cared. There was more to life than work, and damn, but she never, ever believed she’d think that.


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As I had been doing since Chapter One, I typed in “Occupational Hazard, recommendation/solutions” into the Google search bar, I was referred to a couple of links; one of them looked promising, so I clicked away. I guess not everything that looks useful IS useful, cos these images came on my screen immediately:



plus plenty stories like all the ones in italics above, and below!

Wrapping her arms around Luke and Derrick, she grabbed their butt cheeks and pulled them into a tight formation with Ty firmly wedged between them. “I want to feel your balls on my face,” she said, her voice rough and breathless with lust.

Lifting their cocks to expose their soft sacs, they thrust their hips forward, caressing her cheeks and lips with their testicles.


Eeeeewwwww! I was left unbalanced for the next hour… and I totally abandoned my Chapter Five…

So currently, here is my profile:


Name: Faith ‘Ruby’ John

Occupation: Student

Risk/Hazard Exposed to: Unintentionally stumbling upon porn-related sites in the course of work

Damage Done So Far: Psychological (and maybe physiological) imbalance from reading texts as such above

I need therapy and compensation!!!
Yours is not to wonder why, yours is to do or die

– Blair Waldorf

Friday, December 2, 2011

*geek glasses on, reads from a book*

According to John Stacey Adams (1962), employees seek to maintain equity between the inputs that they bring to a job and the outcomes that they receive from it against the perceived inputs and outcomes of others.

Inputs can vary from time to effort, loyalty, hardwork, commitment, ability, adaptability, flexibility, tolerance, determination, enthusiasm, personal sacrifice, trust in partner, support, skill, etcetera. Outcomes on the other hand should include consequences such as security, esteem, financial rewards, recognition, reputation, sense of achievement, praise, thanks, and cetera.
Equity theory proposes that individuals who perceive themselves as either under-rewarded or over-rewarded will experience distress and that this distress leads to efforts to restore equity within the relationship.


*puts book down*

Hey, hi… the subject-matter today is:

Equity Theory: Why Women Nag!



So that you and I (yes, you reading this) can get through this blog together successfully, consider me as a genderless individual right now. The only genderless human being you’ve ever and will ever know. Can you do that? Yeah? Merci!

Ok, I wrote a paper last Sunday, and one of the topics I was supposed to prepare for was ‘Equity Theory and Compensation’. As I was reading all the texts I had on this topic, my brain was quietly soaking the spermatozoa of ideas coming through to it, eventually it became pregnant with one major idea; and blam! this blog was born! *clapping with glee*
I’m sure you’re all wondering how I’m going to corroborate the reasons why women nag with employee compensation… well, I will. I’m genius like that! #conceited

Let’s start. I am going to assume that everyone reading this blog has been in a TRUE relationship one time or the other. And we all know that there are things, factors or elements we bring into the relationship in our bid to make the relationship work; we’ll just call those things our INPUTS. And we also expect some things in return? We’ll call those expected OUTCOMES. Are you with me?
I mentioned some inputs above that employee brings into the organisation they’ve come to work in it, we’re going to take those same inputs and talk about how girls bring them into a relationship. Time and effort, even the fake girlfriends are going the extra mile to impress that boy so they can ‘chop his money’, not to talk of the girl that really digs her man and cuts time with her gfs and even family to be with and for her man… Loyalty, Hardwork, Commitment; true girlfriends are committed to their man and loyal and faithful, they want it to work by all means… Ability, Adaptability, Flexibility, Tolerance; I know girls that go to learn how to cook just to keep their man, who try so hard to adapt and tolerate the dude’s sisters and friends… Determination, Enthusiasm, Personal sacrifice; to be sincere, it’s the girl that brings all the enthusiasm into the relationship, forgetting that it was the guy that begged and cried to date her, after she says ‘Yes’, she’s the one that’s so excited to be in the relationship, like she just struck gold! I’m not saying she hasn’t, some dudes are actually gold, but showing a little enthusiasm that the girl agreed to date them would go a long way… Trust in partner, Support, Skill; I think girls trust faster than guys do, and show support! Plus in terms of skills, I know girls who watch porn just cause they wanna know how to satisfy their man! Is that even right?!

Now, a girl puts all these into the relationship, maybe she even agrees to marry you, and she has your babies… what is wrong with giving her all the OUTCOMES I mentioned above, and more! Security in the relationship, Esteem and respect (in private, in front of your family and friends and the neighbours), Financial rewards (buy her stuff once in a while, take her out) Recognition, Reputation, Sense of achievement, Praise, Thanks – appreciate her, it’s not too much to ask for! Afterall, she said ‘yes’, she’s the one who’s body is falling apart cos she’s had your kids! And don’t tell me about body fitness and gym and liposuction and shit… cos all that don’t work in Nigeria (except you’re paying for it, yes you dude!). She’s the one who’s body is starting to droop cos of rigorous sexual activities; oh don’t even start to say you didn’t know that could happen! The only thing wrong with your body is the pot-belly you’re acquiring from excessive beer-consumption. You know what?! I take back what I said earlier, don’t see me as genderless… I am ‘genderfull’, I am a woman, a woman that’ll put all she’s got into a relationship. So I’ll nag if I don’t get what is expected or rightfully mine! Heck! you guys don’t even get stretch marks… and you still have the guts not to appreciate all the cooking and kid-raising, working part-time, feeding you, making love with you! You know what some girls get in return for all they do? Abuse – physical, emotional, psychological. Some get beaten, battered, badgered, raped for loving their man!



*breathes* Do you now see how equity theory and compensation explains why women nag? Maybe just as we’re getting the drooping bodies and the stretch marks, y’all are getting it too, maybe we wouldn’t nag so much!

Thursday, December 1, 2011

SAMSONIA

Y’all remember Samson, right? The very physically strong dude (physically, being the emphatic word) in the Bible stories… you do? Good, so I’m sure you remember too that his hair was the source of his strength? Great! Let’s move on… do we remember the sexy Delilah? I mean, no one really knows if she was sexy, but she must have been something for a great man like Samson to fall for her… are you now getting why PHYSICALLY was an emphatic word? Not yet?

Ok, Samson was infatuated with Delilah… a seductress from Philistine. For some reason (that I really can’t remember now), Delilah was taboo to Samson; but because our dear physically strong man wasn’t exactly as strong when it comes to… errr… women? He totally fell for her, and eventually gave him the password to his strength… his 7 locks of hair! Samson who used to slay thousands, even with the jawbone of an ass got destroyed by one woman (and we don’t even know if she was even worth it! Does anyone have Delilah’s picture? I need to know if that broad was sexy and shit, or not!)


- quick stop before I continue my story… Guys, are you paying attention? Most of you can slay thousands in businesses, be a huge success, but you just have to eat the forbidden fruit that will ruin everything for you, don’t ya?! Change your ways! I don’t think any girl or the goods she’s got is worth destroying your entire future; learn from your ancestor – Samson. #nuffsaid!


Let’s move on. My story isn’t about Samson, not really. My story is about my roomie. And I’ve decided since last Saturday to call her Samsonia (that’s the only word I thought would be appropriate to be like the female version of the name ‘Samson’; since Samsonic sounds like a video game or a refrigerator, lol!). So, Samsonia is my roomie… I’ll quickly tell you about her… she loves cooking, she’s really hardworking, really hardworking, she hardly falls ill, she’s those types that you wonder if she’s a cyborg or something… simply put, she’s the female version of the person ‘Samson’; except she doesn’t slay thousands with the jawbone of an ass… lol. So, I found out her weak point last week, and it’s amazing cos it’s the same as her twin’s that was born thousands of years ago. Whenever she does anything to her hair, wash it, set it, weave, fix, whatever, she just goes all weak and tired and she has to sleep all day to recover her strength. Now, ain’t that weird! I wonder what would happen if she got her hair cut like Samson did… I don’t think I wanna find out!

Clash of the Behemoths

Inhabitants of Ogun State, Nigeria can agree with me that the past few weeks has been hot, and I’m not talking of the weather!

On the 11th of November, almost all the banks in the main Campus of the Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ogun State were robbed. Properties were destroyed and lives were lost! Till date, students are still scared to walk into the campus to do anything… I know I am! (Pictures below):




On the 22nd of November, we had just concluded a test (in another of OOU’s Campus) when we saw students running and screaming. The uproar became wilder when gunshots were heard just at the entrance to the campus. In my mind, I was like “Oh, not again!” Something similar occurred in my first year in this school, and it was a very unpleasant experience! Okay, y’all wondering why people were running? It wasn’t another robbery… it was some frat thing… a certain powerful ‘one’ had been killed, and it was time to turn the school upside down!

A few days later, there was another robbery in Ijebu-Ode… following days later, group of banks were robbed in Shagamu too… heard people were killed too!

Few nights after these incidences, I was on my verandah trying to cool off, when people started running again, doors and windows were being closed, shops were being locked from the inside, gunshots were heard in the distant… oh, it wasn’t a robbery, nah, not at that time of the night. It was the other one – the frats’ collision again.

Between these two events, these two very bad occurrences that was clashing – the robberies and the battles – I was wondering what I was still doing in school, why I hadn’t run to Lagos to my mother’s breasts! I’ll tell you why… we’re in the middle of an examination period!

So I was wondering, aren’t we supposed to be protected. I mean, we can’t all pack up and go home to wait for the dust to settle, we had exams to write. So where was protection?! My friend answered the question for me – “there are over 10 police, or should we call it bribery stops, on the Shagamu Road going to the East.” There goes my safety and protection! Hell, my mother pays taxes, the parents of the kids that died in school that day of the robbery pay taxes! What for?! For us to have absolutely no protection, for us to get killed? *tears in eyes*

I wasn’t gonna write about this… but when I read minutes ago that groups of banks were being robbed again in Sapon, Abeokuta, I had to dedicate a blog to those whose lives might be taken today and those whose lives have been lost already in these heart-breaking, saddening events! *lighting a candle and saying a prayer*