ANDREA: Episode 5

Written by: BlogAces

Co-written by: RebelKween

Andrea was still in bed by 9 am and pondering over the events that happened exactly 2 weeks ago. It was Valentine's Day and the 1st she would be having with Sam and Eddie together as a family and she had decided that she would make sure she balanced it out so that none of her husbands would suspect she preferred one to the other.

She remembered sitting to think of what gift she could get for the guys for Val without getting them at each other's throats. She knew she couldn't get one a more expensive gift because that might indicate preference and too bad for her that the only thing the 2 guys seemed to have in common when it came to liking something was HER. Eddie liked technological toys, Sam liked sex toys. She could get Eddie a brand new phone and a card or something but she wondered what she could get for Sam to top that. If she had to buy shirts, she would have to buy a large number of them and it would look like she was trying too hard. She didn't want that. She had a lot to do that day as she was going shopping for some fabrics and accessories. She was to deliver on the job the following week and time was running out. It sure is a heck of a job keeping up with these two men and her interior design career. Quality creative ideas required!

She had gotten out that day promising herself to think of what to get for the guys while working then get back to spend time with them.

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She was too busy to even remember.

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When she got back home around 5 pm that day, she was so spent but she had made up her mind she would be involved with making dinner that night even if it killed her. Senami had already started the business of making dinner so she rushed upstairs to bathe then came back to help in the kitchen.

Sam was the 1st guy home in the evening and he came in carrying some parcels. He had kissed her passionately at the door and handed her her gifts. He had gotten her a card, some assorted chocolates, a 100ml Paul Smith Rose by Paul Smith perfume, a beautiful teddy bear which she immediately christened Ted & a bottle of wine for the occasion. She thanked him & rewarded him with a teddy bear hug & another passionate kiss. It was nearly 7 pm & dinner was almost ready. He went up to take a shower & by 7.30 pm, they were already seated at the table for dinner. They were having fried rice with well grilled chicken for dinner.

About 5 minutes later, Eddie entered carrying his own package, walked over to kiss her good evening and wished her a Happy Valentine Day. He knew better to say a word to Sam at that time so he simply dropped a beautiful card and 2 parcels beside her plate & sat down to dish himself some of the food. She had opened the parcels to find a box of chocolates & a brand new customised Blackberry Z10. She shrieked with elation before she could stop herself as she stood up to hug and plant a rich kiss on Eddie's lips while Sam paid full attention to his meal. She was so happy with her gifts that she felt bad she didn't get them anything. She decided she would make it up to them as they continued with their meal with an awkward silence at the table.

After 3 glasses of wine, she had felt a little light-headed and decided to try a joke that might loosen up the atmosphere. She had opened her mouth and with a few winks had said;

"Alright guys, what do you monsters say to a threesome after dinner tonight?"

Eddie almost choked on the water he was sipping and Sam dropped the forked chicken he was about putting in his mouth.

The two guys had looked at themselves in horror and then they both turned with a wide-eyed look at her, simultaneously they shouted...

"WHAAATTTT?????????!!!!!!!!!!"

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So readers, what do you think the Valentine is gonna look like? Let’s hear your thoughts.

Kimye's Nude Mag Cover Photo

So I haven't blogged anything about the Power couple - Kimye, but here I am.

*sighs*

Seriously?! Even though I'm a fan of steamy, hot and sexy, I'm not sure I approve of this one! Not on the cover of a mag! Not when a baby is right in-between that warm hot embrace!

ANDREA: Episode 4

Artwork by: 'godz'

Written by: BlogAces

Co-written by: RebelKween

It was 25th November, International World’s Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women. As much as Senami hated the days of her life before she was rescued from the claws of her stepfather and the doubts and accusations from her mother, she couldn’t quite keep those crazy nights out of her mind especially on days like this! It’s surprising how many women out there are beaten and raped on a daily basis but have to keep mute because of fear of disbelief, rejection and blame! Yes, blame! The general idea now is that it’s entirely the women’s fault that they were raped. But the most painful of all is the disbelief. Senami’s mother called her a liar and a witch the day she summoned up enough courage to tell her that her husband, Senami’s stepfather, comes to her bed almost every night gradually draining and robbing her of her self-worth and whatever belief she initially had that sex could be a beautiful thing.

 However, 7th April 2006 was another day she would not forget. It was when she met her saviour, even though she was not saved immediately. Her mother had just fired the sales girl, so Senami had to be at the shop till they got a new sales girl. Boredom was the order of the day, well until this lady walked in asking for a hundred things at once. Senami got her a chair and started to look for all the things she needed.

“Is there a place I can get a bottle of Coke around here or something?”, the lady asked.

Senami volunteered to go get her something to drink. After the lady had downed her 50cl Coke, she asked for a fruit store. A mystery this lady was, she seemed to have plenty things going through her head and maybe plenty other things she needed to do before the day was over cos she kept checking her wristwatch.  When she came back from the fruit store, she was looking even more tired than she was before so it didn’t surprise Senami when she asked permission to sit down for a little while for her dizziness to subside. Poor thing! Was she pregnant?

When she was ready to go, the lady thanked Senami for the hospitality and asked for her phone number.

“You can store my number as Senami Alade Market”

“Senami. Nice name. Maybe someday you can tell me what it means. You can store mine as Andrea. Just Andrea”, the lady said with a tired smile on her face.

Andrea had come back to the shop 3 days later to get some things, and gradually they had started to form a relationship. Senami was even able to open up to her about her stepfather, but all Andrea could do was to keep telling her to “hang in there and pray for a miracle”.

A miracle did happen, one night, when the evil stepfather came to her bed again and this time asked her to roll over. At first Senami didn’t understand what was about to happen, until she started to feel him push his male member against her anus. Senami jumped, out of shock and murderous rage. NO! THAT was one thing she would not let happen! Even if her vaginal virginity had been stolen from her, no one was going to rob her of her anal virginity, that was one cherry she wasn’t planning to pop, especially NOT by rape!

Amidst hot tears, she ran out of the house. It was 10pm and there was only one person she could call. At exactly 10:35pm, Andrea came to pick her up.

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Senami was folding her clothes into a neat pile on the bed. She’s content with her present life. Andrea trusted her to keep the house clean and tidy; and even though she wasn’t sure she would ever fully comprehend Andrea’s reasons for keeping two husbands, even under the same roof, she understood that it was none of her business. She accorded respect to Oga Eddie and Sam the same way she did to Andrea.

She thought she heard a knock on the door. There it was again. She drops the sweater she was about to fold and opens the door.

“Good morning, Senami.”

“Good morning, Oga Eddie.”

“I forgot that package I asked you to hold on to for me yesterday, may I have it now please?”

“Yes sir.” Senami replied as she went into the room and came back with Eddie’s small parcel. “Have a good day, sir.”

Eddie thanked her and dashed out of the house again. He was getting really late for his presentation. This was one of the times he wished he could fly.

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The door opened and Andrea stepped out of Sam's room with her hair tussled and a contented smile on her pretty face. It had been just over an hour since she stepped in but she admitted to herself that it would have lasted a lot longer but Sam really needed his sleep.

As she was supposed to enter her room, she thought back at the events of the morning and suddenly remembered with a pained look that she didn't even bother to wish Eddie good luck with his major presentation that that day. She felt deflated all of a sudden. She wasn't sure one woman had what it took to meet up with all these demands that were put on her but it was too early for regrets now. She got into her room, picked up her phone and called Eddie's phone.

It was switched off.

ANDREA: Episode 3

Artwork by: 'godz'

Written by: BlogAces

Co-written by: RebelKween

EDWARD

Eddie stepped out of the house clutching at his bag and dipping his right hand in the right pocket of his trousers for the key to his car. He began to whistle "Fools rush in by Elvis Presley" even has he strode towards his silver-coloured, 2009 model Toyota Corolla. He opened the passenger door, gingerly put down the bag he was carrying on the seat,shut the door then walked over to the driver side opened the door, bent as he pushed a lever to open the bonnet. Still whistling to the tune, he checked to make sure everything was in order then he shut the bonnet; got into the car; shut the door; belted up, started the car and manouvered to drive out of the compound. He honked twice even as Dogo, their Republic of Niger born gateman who doubled as their security opened the gate for him to drive out.

Eddie gave a little thought to the events of the morning and decided he couldn't be bothered with it all.

So he forgot Sam's birthday...Big Freaking Deal! Besides, he had a hectic day ahead of him. His personal company, Syntax Incorporation was about to go National and if he played his cards well, it might just go global. He had a presentation at midday at Shell HQ and he was only 99% ready. He felt safer with 100. He had spent all night getting ready for this day even though he had to dedicate an hour into helping Andrea to upgrade her company's website.

With a smile, he remembered last night. She was sitting on the couch and had her head on his shoulder. She had just showered and he could still smell the fruity fragrance of her shampoo. At a point, he was getting aroused & felt like grabbing her and making passionate love to her. The mood was just right and the atmosphere called for love making... but he had a lot of work to do. Business before pleasure was his watchword and Eddie was the kind of guy who couldn't be effective in bed when he had a lot on his mind. So his beautiful goddess, Andrea would have to wait. She slept off some minutes after 11pm and he had to carry her to her bed. He came downstairs, picked her phone, went back upstairs to put it under her pillow...

His phone rang. He looked at the phone screen, ignored the call and kept driving. It wasn't even 9 am yet so he had a little bit of time.

All of a sudden, he remembered something! He swore to himself as he took a turning at a roundabout and headed back for home. He got to the gate of the house, horned twice, got down from the car & walked towards the gate as Dogo rushed to open the small gate.

"Welcome, Oga Edward" Dogo greeted with a slight bow. "Any problem?"

"No problem, Dogo" Eddie replied as he ran into the house. With his silent Loafers he took the stairs 3 at a time and he thought of Sam as he knocked on the door...

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"The door is not locked."   Sam shouted back.

The door opened and Andrea stepped into the room wearing her bathrobe, shut the door and then leaned on it even as she gave Sam a contemplative look.

Now from the moment she 1st set her eyes on Sam in her life, she wanted him. It was kind of strange because she knew she was very beautiful and she had guys dropping like a waterfall over her but there was something about the way Sam came across the 1st time she met him that she found fascinating. Even though he had always denied the action that led to their meeting, Andrea knew intuitively that the accident was not an accident but a well schemed and staged incident to get close to her and boy did it work! She liked very daring guys and Sam was very daring.

"So what brings the empress to my room" Sam's voice interrupted her thoughts. She ignored the sarcastic tone and kept on staring at her husband.

Now when it came to looks, Sam wasn't exactly Denzel, in fact he wasn't close. In the looks department, he wasn't even near Eddie who had a boyish, handsome look. She usually thought of Sam as ugly in a desirable kind of way. He had a rather long face that tended to look moronic sometimes but from the neck down, he was a work of art. He worked out religiously and he was fit with a capital 'F.' He lifted weights and he had the physique. With broad shoulder, well toned muscles she just loved to rub, a slim waist wit well formed hairy torso & abs to match, Sam was a physical wonder. But it didn't end there, it got better. Sam was a MAN! She wasn't sure if he worked his manhood out too but that huge monster sure looked like it and what's more? The guy had mastered the art of using it. The 1st time they made love, she swore to herself that she was never going to lose sight of this "baggage" or it's carrier for the rest of her natural life. The thought of it all began to arouse her again and she moaned silently.

"What do you want, Andrea?" Sam asked with a sigh. "You know I just got back from work and I have to sleep now.

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Eddie knocked on the door again.

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"I am really sorry, honey" pouted Andrea as she advanced towards Sam "You know I can't forget your birthday. I had a real hectic day yesterday so I slept off and only just woke up shortly before you came in."  She sat at the edge of the bed as she cast a flirty look on Sam's hairy chest. "That was why I didn't call you at midnight."

"It's okay." Sam replied.

"So am I forgiven?" Andrea wanted to know.

"Of cos you are" Sam assured her.

"I wish you a Happy Birthday, honey." Andreas said. "And I love you so much"

"I love you too, babe" Sam said. "So can I catch a few hours sleep now?"

"On your birthday?" responded Andrea. "Hell No!"

"Please, Andrea." pleaded Sam.

"Oh....kay" cooed Andrea. "But before I leave, you'll need to unwrap your 1st present of the day...ME!"

Sam eyes lit up as Andrea climbed slowly to join him on the bed. This always drove him crazy... He knew that he could never be tired of making love to Andrea as long as he lived. He grabbed her & in one swift moment, Andrea was unwrapped. With her mouth in his, he reached behind her back & the bra was off.

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The door opened.

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RIP Goldie

Can't go to bed without saying that it is quite painful to hear that Susan Harvey aka Goldie died a few minutes ago... hurts!

RIP, Princess!

ANDREA: Episode 2

Artwork by: 'godz'

Written by: BlogAces

Co-Written by: Moi!

SAM

Now Sam had just stepped out of the bathroom after a shave and a bath. He had taken time to properly brush his teeth then gargled some mouthwash to obliterate the taste of the cans of beer he had at work from his mouth. The birthday for him started a few hours before midnight. But how could his wife have forgotten to call at midnight? He lay on the bed to try to catch a few hours needed sleep...

He smelt her even before she knocked on the door. Even though it was tainted with perfume now but... Oh that smell...
Now it was true that like every other lady, Andrea liked her perfumes and she was quite selective of them and didn't just buy anything off the shelf. But there was a way Andrea smelt that he couldn't just explain. The closest he could think of was divinity. Yes! That had to be the word. Naturally,she smelt divine. If the angels in heaven had a smell,then Andrea had that smell. No matter the perfume she used,once it connects with the natural smell of her body, it changed everything... Divinity. He allowed himself to admit that there was a way Andrea smelt that he could never miss in a crowd. It was almost like... Telepathy. He remembered the 1st time he set his eyes on Andrea...

It was exactly 7yrs ago.

He went out drinking with 4 friends at a bar that afternoon. It was his birthday and he was treating them. They all just graduated a few months back and were really on a high. He was still on his 3rd bottle of Star when the most amazing thing happened. Now Sam had heard of angels,read about angels & talked about angels. He had even seen a few movies about angels. Being a hunk who took great care of his body by working out religiously, he had had his fair share of 'angels' too. But nothing prepared him for this apparition that seemed to appear before him. She had walked in with the official looking man and that was as far as he was permitting himself to observe about the lady's partner. He had all his concentration on the lady. The way she sat down on the chair offered to her in the bar,her lovely,natural looking long hair;the face that would have made the goddess Athena green with destructive envy, the ample looking bosom which sloped into a flat tummy; long shapely legs which she crossed at the ankles & not the laps; she also, as is to be expected, had her lovely fingers well manicured. No wedding bands so that made it even more special. He was convinced what he was staring at should have be a live sculpture from Mount Olympus.
"Earth to Spacecraft Samson, Earth to Spacecraft Samson, do you read me?" Retorted one of Sam's friend in his best imitation of a robot's voice. The other friends laughed as Samson snapped out of his reverie.
"Hey guys,do you see dat mulatto over there? Sam replied. "The one sitting 11o'clock?"
"Oh you mean the one you've been gaping at? Of course we see her". Another friend answered without even looking up from his glass. "We saw her the moment she entered the bar. All we had to do was follow your gaze & you're seriously drooling by the way"
They all burst out in laughter. 

There was a knock on Sam's door.

"Hey pooh bear, it's Andrea, may I come in?"

ANDREA: The Life Of A Polyandrist

It Begins...

It was one of those days you just wake up with this gut feeling that trouble lurks in the air. Not like it was a dark and cloudy morning,on the contrary,the weather was fine. So what about this particular morning seemed to bother Andrea so much?  Dang!!! It finally struck her so hard that it practically flings her out of the bed. She wears her pink slippers automatically but in a rush as she makes for the door. She halts momentarily because it occurred to her she had forgotten something then she turns,rushes back to bed, raises one of her pillows,picks up her mobile phone and dashes out of the room again.

Sam was due in any moment from his night shift and of all things that could go wrong,she practically forgot to call him at midnight! It was Sam's birthday and she should have... What was she thinking??? As she got to the base of the 5-bedroom mansion still rubbing her eyeballs,Eddie stepped out of the kitchen with a mug of coffee,plants a peck on her left cheek just as he whispered "good morning,sunshine" and walks to his laptop already open on the dining table.

"Good morning, Honey," said Andrea "Did you know today is Sam's birthday?"

"All I know is that today is Friday." Eddie replied without taking his eyes off the laptop.

Andrea sighed and decided to call Sam. She pushed a button as she had his numbers on speed dial and went to sit in the living room while it rang. The phone rang but there was no response and Andrea redialled. Just as she was about to put the phone to her left ear, a tall hunk of a man barged into the living room.

"SAM!!!" Andrea screamed in shock. "I was just trying to..." "Save it!" Sam snapped. "Don't even bother. I need to go upstairs to freshen up and I'll try not to forget to come down." As he turned away,Eddie said "Happy Birthday,Sam!" Sam turned and gave Eddie the kind of look that'll make even Medusa shed tears. Then he turned and walked away up the stairs to his room.

Eddie and Andrea both looked at each other speechlessly. Eddie was actually shaken but he broke the silence all the same. "Looks like I'll have to run along now. So much to catch up on."

He hurriedly packed up his laptop in its bag,walked over to Andrea and planted a delicious kiss on her lips. "You taste so much like yesterday, honey." Eddie retorted as he stepped out of the house.

Andrea simply sighed. She knew it was going to be a very long day. It's easier to manage 20 men at work than 2 men at home.

She stood up gingerly,walked up the stairs back to her room,shut the door behind her and she went to sit in front of her dressing table. She stared at her reflection eye to eye and with a defeated smile,she told an imaginary camera the truth...

Andrea

"Oh Hi! I'm Andrea. Those 2 guys are my Husbands. And we all live under the same Roof."

Written by: @Blog_Aces

Co-Written by: Moi!

Artwork by: 'godz'