Friday, May 10, 2013

ANDREA: Episode 15


Written by: BlogAces
 
Co-written by: RebelKween





The pain seemed to be far away. Then,it seemed to move even closer. It was all dark and there was nothing to be seen only felt. Then he heard the sound...then sounds but he couldn't quite place it in the darkness.
Where were these hushed sounds coming from? They seemed to be close but still so far away as he tried his best to grope in the dark but there was nothing to hold on to. Something wasn't right here. Then there came the throbbing pain and involuntarily,he felt his already shut eyes tighten some more. When he decided to loosen it, he seemed to feel the darkness fall away and some light seemed to seep through. That was all he could pick. Light. No focus. The throbbing came again as he tried to visually catch on to anything that made sense apart from the light. He heard a sound he recognised from any dream and many dreams he could and would have. That same voice he had heard in so many of his sweet dreams and imaginations.

"Thank God he's awake." Andrea replied with glee. "Will you get the doctor now,please?" She addressed the nurse that just came to look in to make sure all was alright.

"Alright. The doctor will be here shortly." The nurse replied and walked out of the room.
He turned to look in the direction of her voice as Andrea's features began to become clearer as he focused his gaze at her.He could see the love in her eyes as she came closer to his bed to hold his right hand.

"How are you,darling?" She asked.

"Never been better." Eddie replied with a smile.

"How's the head?"

"Oh it's fine. A little throbbing here and there. Nothing a good analgesic can't get rid off."

"That's nice to hear. I guess you can come home today."

"Why not, babe? The smell of antiseptic around here is making me feel sick. Get the doctor so we can get the hell out of here."

"He'll be here soon. The nurse went to get him." Andrea replied then glanced a little uneasily at the other side of the room.
Eddie caught the look and turned to look in the other direction and there leaning on a wall and looking like a child who just got dispossessed of a piece of meat he thought he was totally entitled to was Sam. Eddie was shocked and for a split moment couldn't hide it. He shut his eyes tight and mentally counted to 20 then he opened his eyes again. Sam was still standing there with a bemused expression on his face.

"Well, well, well... Who do we have here?" Eddie said. "Honestly,Sam,when I saw you standing there, two things crossed my mind; either I was dead and this is an afterlife or I'm in some serious dream. I just ruled out the possibility of being dead. Next, I'd like to check to make sure I'm not dreaming."

"Even out of a coma, you're still a pain." Sam retorted. "Why not pinch yourself to make sure it's a dream. In all honesty, I'm wishing this is a dream too."

"You miss me that much, Sam?"

"No,I don't miss you, Urkle. If you had been driving a little carefully, we'll be somewhere else instead of baby-sitting you like this."

"SAM!!!" Andrea was ready for battle.

"He's right, Andrea." Eddie replied. " I should have driven more carefully. Sorry, guys."

"It's not your fault, dear. It could have happened to anybody. It's mean of him to put the blame..."

"It's okay, babe." Eddie didn't let her finish. "Well, he's here and that's all that counts." He turned to face Sam. "Honestly, Sam, I appreciate your coming. I really do. You were the last person I expected to see."

"Yeah yeah, whatever." Sam waved him off. "You don't have to get all mushy on me. It's disgusting. So when is that damn doctor gonna come sign you and hence the rest of us out of here? I'm sick of hospitals and there are a million places I'd rather be now."

Andrea glared at him.

"What?" Sam asked. "Have I said anything wrong again? Just saying out what we're all thinking."

"It's okay, Sam." Eddie responded tiredly. "You don't have to raise your voices and let them throw us all out. I'd like to walk out of here with some dignity intact and not being pushed out for being a nuisance. Moreover, all these talk is aggravating my headache. So, Sam, you've come and I appreciate it. You can go get some other things done. I'll be fine now."

Sam glanced at Andrea but she fired a glare back. He knew it would be a bad idea to even consider stepping out of the room now to as much as take a piss. He sighed and remained rooted to where he stood.
The tension in the room was so palpable that when the doctor walked in soon after, he felt he should have come in with his surgical knife to cut through.

"Uh... I'm sorry but it would seem I just walked into the middle of something." The doctor said the moment he walked in. "I think I'll give you guys a moment and I'll come back when you're done."

He made to leave as a look of shock registered on the others but it was Andrea that found her voice first. "No no no, doctor. It's fine. Really. Uhm... We were just discussing. It's actually nothing. You can have a look at him and let us know if he's good enough to leave."

"Okay. Let me take a look at him. Will you two step out for some minutes, please?"

"Okay Doc." Sam was out of the room in an instant.

"I'll be outside, dear." Andrea said to Eddie as she stepped out.

Sam was leaning on the wall and whistling an unknown tune just outside the door when she stepped out.

"You know you can be a real Son of a Bitch without even trying. Did you know that? Has anyone ever told you that?" Andrea went straight for the jugular.

"Yea. I been told that a coupla times." He shrugged.

"And you enjoy that, don't you?"

"You're raising your voice and you're in the hospital, Andrea. Please keep it on the down low."

"What was the meaning of all those mean things you were saying in there?"

"Listen, babe. I didn't ask to come here. I remember I vehemently opposed coming here in the first place but you wouldn't listen."

"And is that why you decided to act like a complete...a complete..."

"Son of a Bitch? Jerk? Fool?" Sam cut in. "Why are you getting so dramatic? You know that guy in there and I can't stand the sight of each other. So why put us in this uncomfortable situation, Andrea?"

"You dare to call Eddie 'that guy in there,' Samson???"

So on and on, between hushed voices and gritted teeth, they argued their cases out. Nurses walked past either in the company of fellow nurses or leading patients around. They all tried to look bored as the exchange went on between the beautiful half-caste lady and the hunk she was arguing with. A few were actually surprised because they thought the patient was her husband from the way she fretted over him. So what's this with this guy? Could she be callous enough to bring another man to the hospital her husband was admitted? 'Where this world is headed sha' a few concluded as they traded gossips.
But Andrea and Sam were impervious to it all as they kept arguing until they had run out of both points and steam. It was time to call a truce.

"Alright! Fine! You had a hectic night and you need to rest." Andrea said.

"Well, you're right. But may I ask where I can catch that rest, my lovely wife? The only way I'm sleeping in one of the beds here is if I'm wheeled in unconscious."

Andrea sighed. "You're right. I guess you have to leave then. Really wanted you here but I can't hold you down. Guess we'll see later then."

"I guess. Please, excuse me then. Good thing he's fine." He said that as he nodded towards Eddie's hospital room door without looking at it.

He touched her gently on the cheek and walked away and it took him all his willpower not to look at the behind of a particularly voluptuous nurse that hurried past him. He would have given anything to just see her hind as she walked fast. He could imagine how the two heavy mounds would be fighting to outdo themselves on who can make more impression. But he knew that Andrea would be staring at him. Maybe he should have hung around a little longer and under the guise of catching some air, he would have strolled out to catch this nurse's attention and if lucky, get her digits. Wishful thinking, he decided. He had more important issues on his mind. He had forgotten to ask Andrea how they'll be getting home. What the heck? They could manage. He got to the parking lot, walked to his car, opened the door and got in. He fished his cellphone from his pocket and speed-dialled Imabong's nos. He waited...

Andrea just shook her head slightly as Sam left. She could see a group of nurses whispering a distance away and she was certain she was an issue in their gossips but she couldn't care less. Sam, Sam, Sam... She thought as her mind travelled. She couldn't help but notice the voluptuous lady nurse that just walked past her. She was impressed Sam didn't look back after her when the lady walked past him and she knew that inability would have killed Sam on the inside. She knew he ignored the lady out of respect to her and however hypocritical that might be, she appreciated it. Sometimes, she wished she could just let him go but she knew she couldn't. He had become so much a part of her that she knew there was no way she could extricate him. He was like a tick that when removed, it usually draws blood. Then she chastised herself for likening her Sam to a tick. After all, a tick was a blood sucking parasite and Sam may be everything but he wasn't a parasite or a blood sucker. What he could suck, he sure knew how to suck though. She allowed herself a little smile and a silent moan as she thought about it. The door to Eddie's room opening brought her out of her reverie...

"So, Doc, how is he?" Andrea asked with her eyes wide in expectation.

"He's doing real fine. He's free to go home." The doctor replied with a smile. "All that's left is to pick up some drugs I prescribed at the pharmacy and I've told him to come for a check up later in the week. A nurse will come get him set soon."

"Thank you, doctor. May I go in?"

"By all means do."

She went inside.
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Her phone kept ringing but she didn't pick up. And it was his fourth try. He was really worried now. Curse Andrea for calling him over something stupid and making him come all the way.
Sure he loved Andrea but Ima was a part of him he couldn't part with, married or not. He decided to compose an sms to send to Ima. He needed to get through to her quickly.
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Eddie was dressed and ready to go as he and Andrea made sure to pick up all his personal effects.
"What of Sam?" Eddie asked suddenly.

"He's gone home. He needed to rest."

"It's okay. Guess I'll see him later then."

"Honey, you've not told me how it all happened."

"Nothing much to tell. I was driving out of the estate when these hausa peeps or wherever they're from pushed their truck across the road. I tried to avoid them but I swung too sharp and I ran into a pole. A good lady stopped and gave me a lift here."

"I'll hear the details in full when we get home."

"Okay babe."

"But let's go pick up your drugs first. Then we'll see to the bills."

Eddie had his unhurt arm across Andrea's shoulders as they headed for the pharmacy.
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"Hey babe, I'm so so sorry about what happened." He started typing. " It wasn't my plan and I wish things had happened differently but fate has it's ways of playing it's hand. Please forgive me when you read this and buzz me to let me know you've forgiven me. Thank you, dear. You know I'll always be crazy about you no matter what. Kisses."

He smiled as he looked out the window. He considered a few things for a moment and sent the message in a rush. Then it hit him he had missed something.

Damn! He had mistakenly sent the message to Andrea.
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ANDREA: Episode 14


Written by: BlogAces

Co-written by: RebelKween


For Sam, it was going to be a nightmare! It was daylight but it was a nightmare all the same. He had just got off the phone with Ima and was preparing to go pick her up the moment she gave the signal. For a moment then,he had broached the idea of actually bringing her in to his room to do the deed but he knew that would be downright stupid. Not only would Andrea never ever forgive him, he had this feeling that she would make his life hell.

Besides, he may have his grouse with Andrea but he was never going to disrespect her that way. To a certain level, she had given him his freedom and she wasn't the type to pry into his call logs or his messages so he didn't exactly feel inclined to repay her that way. There was also the issue of Senami who is in all likelihood going to run into them. Now Sam was under no illusion who Senami was most loyal to. In fact,he was certain the bitch held him the least loyalty. Not that he'd expect her to go running her mouth to Andrea but he still wouldn't take that chance. All he had to do now was pick up a few items,check on his stash of condoms,get his car keys and he'll be off. He lay down on the bed and fantasised all that will be going down with Imabong very soon. He had a playful smile on his face as his wild mind did its work. 

Suddenly, he seemed to remember something, he reached for his bedside fridge, opened it, grabbed a bottle of Alomo Bitters, the local herb that served as a sexual stimulant, and shut the fridge. He shook and opened the bottle as he settled back in bed. He closed his eyes as he took sip after sip of the cool,bitter liquid. It had proven time after time to boost his libido and keep him going for longer than he naturally would. This was saying something, for any lady that tangled with Sam in bed even without a sip of the herb usually admitted thereafter that they felt like they had tangled with a horse and that's just not in size but in stamina. He sipped some more of the drink and wished that damn phone would ring on time. He checked to make sure he didn't put it on 'Silent' and when he was satisfied that he didn't,he kept it to his side and waited. It had been over twenty minutes since he had made that call and he expected Imabong should have been around now. But he was prepared to be patient and so he waited.

He was already sleeping lightly when the call came. He almost spilled the herb he was drinking on himself as he woke up with a jerk. 'At last!', he told himself as he reached for the phone, lay down with his eyes closed and a smile on his face. He put the phone straight to his ears as he picked the call.

"Hey babe, what's up now?" He started before person on the line could say a word. He needed to ask what took her so long.

"Sam, something terrible just happened." He sat upright in bed immediately and he was fully awake and alert now. That wasn't Imabong's voice but Andrea's and he had almost blown it. He thanked whatever providence had made him not say everything he had planned to say when he picked up the phone.

"Are you there, Sam?" Andrea asked.

"Yeah, yeah I'm here." Sam responded. "Sorry I was just waking up. So what's up? You sound troubled."

"Eddie was involved in an accident. I just got to the hospital now." Andrea replied.

"Hope he's dead." Sam wanted to ask but he knew he dare not. It wasn't really his business if the stupid nerd had an accident. Eddie could go off a cliff for all he cared. It'll make things better for everyone. Especially for him. But he wasn't going to tell Andrea that. She would never talk to him again. He mustered his most sympathetic voice as he asked instead "Really? I'm sorry to hear that. How bad was it?"

"Not very serious. The doctor said he should discharge him but he wants to observe him for a day or two. Just a very mild concussion and a sprained wrist was what the doctor said."

"Okay. I'm sorry to hear that. I guess we'll talk about it when you get home,right?" Sam asked. He wasn't really interested in all these and he took a sip from his herb.

"What do you mean by that, Sam?" Andrea asked with her tone slightly raised.

"What do you mean by what do I mean by that? I told you we'll see when you come home or wasn't that what I said?" Sam retorted.

"I'm sorry to burst your bubbles, big guy but you'll have to find your way down to our hospital." Andrea said.

"Na na na! That aint gonna happen, dear. Come and do what there? I'm certain the doctor is doing a hell of a good job so what part am I gonna play there? I'm not his healing factor so let him get fine and come home then I can make him a cup of coffee and dote on him if you so wish but no way am I coming to that hospital to see him. NO WAY!!!"

"Way, Samson! WAY!!! I expect you to find a way here and I mean NOW! I honestly don't care if you have a date with the president,I wanna see you here showing some support to Eddie and do you know why? Because I know that inspite of your differences, Eddie would be here if you were the one lying down in this hospital bed right now. Yes, he's humane like that. So I need you to prove to me that I'm not living with a monster by showing yourself here or so help me God I'll see to it that whatever is left of us will be raw hell. And if for any moment you think I'm joking,then I dare you to try me for kicks!" She cut the connection before he could say another word.

He was really mad now! How dare she? Is she nuts? Come to see that cretin for what? Fuck that! She could do her worst for all he cared. He knew she was mad now and he wasn't exactly all smiles himself so he was ready for anything. But then he had to admit to himself that she was right about one thing, were he the one lying on that bed ,Eddie was going to be there. He wasn't sure if it was to tease him but he knew he was gonna come. Maybe he should just show up there to taunt Eddie. He should get some kick outta that. At least ,Andrea won't accuse him of not showing up. Guess he could do that. But what was he to do about the issue of Ima? He really had to call to cancel and he had to do it fast. He was expecting her call any moment from... (his phone rang). This time he checked and it was Ima. What could he tell her now? Maybe he could dash in and out of the hospital as quickly as possibly then dash off with her. What if he couldn't get away fast enough? He dropped the bottle of herb he was holding in irritation. He was in a serious fix. He picked the call.

"Hello Sam. Tried calling you a minute or so ago and your line was busy?" Ima said in her sweet singsong voice.

"I'm sorry,dear. So what's up?" Sam replied.

"What do you mean,what's up? You asked me to come around and I'm around so what are you asking again?"

"I'm sorry dear." He laughed a little nervously. "Didn't mean to ask that but I just heard some disturbing news so that's why."

"What's the problem. Hope it aint serious? I'm sha outside your house."

"Erm... Do you know what? I'll come pick you now and take you back to wherever you want to go? A cousin of mine was involved in an accident and that was the call I was receiving when you tried calling earlier. I have to dash for the hospital now so we'll have to do this some other time."

"I'm sorry about the accident,Sam. It's okay. Don't bother yourself, I'll find my way back. Just painful I had to come all the way here for nothing."

"I'm sorry,Ima and I'll definitely make it up to you." He fumbled as he put on his shirt and grabbed his car keys. "Where are you now? I'm coming outside so I can pick you up."

"Don't bother,Sam. I'm about hailing a cab. Go and attend to what you have to. But let me ask you a question. Do you remember that story we were told as kids about that shepherd boy that cried 'Wolf!'?"

"Yes I do,babe. What about it?"

"Nothing,Sam. Just thinking about it. And I think you should too. Goodbye,Sam."

"Wait! Ima!" Sam shouted but she had hung up. He ran outside the house as he kept calling her line. He almost collided with the security guard who looked as perplexed as he felt. Sam scanned the street but there was no sign of her. That was when he spotted the taxi driving off a distance away. He kept on calling her line but she didn't pick up the call. He knew she must be real disappointed and he was real mad now. He grudgingly went back inside to get his car and drive to the hospital. He sat for a moment at the wheels thinking about Ima and what could have been.

In spite of himself, the stimulant began to take effect...